I'm Gonna Need My Own Zipcode

I lead a healthful lifestyle. I go to the gym, I eat plenty of fresh vegetables, I avoid processed foods (aside from my Lean Cuisines), I drink red wine.

I have found what will probably be the death of me.

I have literally eaten 4 bags of these in the last 5 days. This is as much processed food as I usually eat in a year. I don't know what it is about these fuckers, but I cannot get enough. Thankfully the whole bag only has about 12 grams of fat, but still. It is the perfect combination of potato and salt. They are light and fluffy instead of greasy and heavy like most chips.

I need to go to the gym.


shiny said...

Rule #1 about processed food: If the packaging shows you an illustration of something green and leafy growing in the ground -- it's automatically healthy.

I think you'll be okay. :)

Poppy Cede said...

I really wanna eat that now. The scale kinda says I should wait a couple weeks.

Mr. Fabulous said...

Also, it's fine that you drink red wine, but not a gallon at a time.

Avitable said...

I love you for quoting Weird Al.

Robin said...

That's me with cereal, almost any cereal. I can't keep it around me or I'll eat like a whole box in one sitting. It's a disease.

Krystle said...

Uhhh! I hate that... but, they look healthy if that matters at all...ha! :) Trader Joes, love that place!

Amanda said...

Shiny- It's totally natural

Poppy- If you eat the correct serving size, there's only 3 grams of fat

Mr. Fab- Is a gallon what comes in a box? Because that's how much I drink

Avitable- Especially when it's true

Robin- I'm like that around Cap'n Crunch

Krystle- I work three doors down from a trader joes. I spend way too much time there.

Greg said...

Trader Joe’s ROCKS!! Light and Fluffy is always the way to go. I’m sure you are nowhere near ready for a zip code.