I'll Take You To The Candy Shop

My manager bought a huge bag of assorted chocolate halloween candy for the office. Knowing my hatred of chocolate, she bought me a bag of caramel apple candy corn (it tasted better than it sounds). I didn't have the heart to tell her that I had sworn off of candy corn, thanks to Lewis Black. So I was choking down recycled candy all day. I'm pretty hopped up right now.




***Sidenote: The first time I heard my nephew, T, swear (he was maybe three at the time) was because my genius boyfriend was talking about this skit, and said "Son of a bitch!" and T repeated it, inflection and all. It was the funniest goddamn thing I had ever heard. His father, however, did not think it was quite as funny.

5 comments:

Robin said...

I can't help but love candy corn, they are an addiction...especially the pumpkins.

Mighty Dyckerson said...

Candy corn makes me puke.

Mr. Fabulous said...

I love Lewis Black.

You are not a fan of chocolate? Maybe you are NOT my daughter.

Amanda said...

Robin: I like the pumpkins a little better, they're softer, right?

Mighty Dyckerson: I'm with you

Mr. Fabulous: Umm... we both love Lewis Black, that's a sure sign we are related

Poppy Cede said...

You hate chocolate?

Ohhh, you are so lucky.

I love Lewis Black. :)