Short and Sweet to the Soul is All I Intend

So, I know I was interviewed last week by TV's Mr Fabulous, but when the opportunity to be interviewed by the infamous Avitable came around, I couldn't pass. Anyway, I know you all want to know more about me. I'm fascinating. If you want to be interviewed by me, let me know in the comments.

1. So, you live at home. Now does this make it difficult to have dirty monkey sex with your boyfriend, or do you just lock the basement door and ask your mom to stop trying to come down and do laundry?
It does make it challenging, but there's always ways around this. Nothing can stand in the way when I want to have sex

2. Which of these three television shows did you like the most, and who was your favorite character? Your choices are Veronica Mars, Battlestar Galactica, or 30 Rock. If you don't watch any of these, please try to explain why I should like you anymore.
Absolutely Veronica Mars. I think Logan was my favorite character, his sarcasm astounded me. He was such a screw up and an ass, but it was hard not to love him. He really tried, you know? I was so angry that the dumbasses as the CW canceled it. At least Kristen Bell will be on Heroes. I'm still pretty angry, actually.

3. Which actor and actress would you like to sleep with, and do you think you could convince them to sleep with me, too?
If I could pick a TV couple, it would either be Logan and Veronica or Jess and Rory. Hm, or Logan and Rory. That's tough. If it were a real life couple, it would be Sascha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher (once she has the kid. I don't want to sleep with a pregnant lady) I will try my hardest to get them to sleep with you as well.

4. In your profile picture, you look gothy. Are you gothy? Emo? Straight edge? Punk?
Definitely not gothy. Or Emo. Or Punk. And I don't know what straight edge is, I'm not very hip (Do the kids still say hip?) I'm sadly pretty preppy. It comes from growing up where I grew up. Yes, I like the Gap and Banana Republic. The picture's just dark because I didn't have the flash on, my shirt is cranberry.

5. If we hung out, what would we talk about all night long? What would we drink? And what would I be wearing?
I think we could talk and cry about the dumbasses at the CW. Veronica Mars and Gilmore Girls. I'm a beer drinker, but I like vodka-sprites as well. I assume you would be wearing shorts with holes in them, right?


Avitable said...

I'd prefer Lorelai and Rory. Mmmm, Gilmore sandwich. Shit, even Emily could join in.

Great answers. I'd even drink vodka sprite with you, too.

If you want to interview me, I'll answer them in your comments.

Amanda said...

avitable: oooh so you like a little incestuous grandma action, hm? Okay here's questions for you:

1.Just how much bestiality porn do you watch? Was the Dolphin the tip of the iceberg?
2.If you had to pick between Rory Gilmore, Veronica Mars, and Pam Beesly, who would you rather and why? You can’t pick a foursome.
3.On your biblical villain test, you scored 75% deceitfulness. Why so low?
4.In your dancing Avitable video, you show some pretty impressive dance moves. Where did you learn such skillz? Are you classically trained or did those come naturally?
5.If you had to choose only one condiment to use for the rest of your life, what would it be and why? And no, flavored lube isn’t a condiment.

Mr. Fabulous said...

Admit it, you feel dirty now, don't you?

Okay, I'll take an interview. I still have to do Avi's too. Man, this all seems pretty incestuous.

Avitable said...

Nice questions!

1. I try to find unique bestiality porn, like the snake video, so that I can further desensitize myself to all things.

2. Veronica Mars. I like Lorelai more than Rory, and Pam is a little bit older. VM is the right age, she's snarky, and she's perfect.

3. Sometimes the truth is much more shocking. I also don't generally deceive people when it comes to my opinions of them.

4. That took many, many hours of dancing in front of the camera before I could edit out the hours of unusable footage and keep a minute of worthwhile dance moves.

5. Mayonnaise. I love it. I put it on my fries and can eat it with almost anything. Flavored lube is too watery and sugary tasting for my liking.

Amanda said...

Mr. Fabulous- Do you want me to email the questions to you or do you want me to leave them in the comments?

Avitable- Good answers... So now I know you like grandmas and 18 year olds...

Mr. Fabulous said...

Email the questions, please, and I will post them on Tuesday. Hit me with your best shot!